Everything I Need To Know About Life , I Learned From Noah's Ark

One: Don't miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Plan ahead.

Four: Stay healthy and fit. When you're very old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with getting on.

Six: Build your future on the high ground.

Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. And with friends

Eight: Speed isn't everything. Snails were on board with cheetahs.

Nine: When you're really stressed, float a while.

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.